About Purple Capy Compliance

Founded in 2024 behind a wendy's

Our Story

Purple Capy Compliance was born when our founder, John, realized that actual compliance work was really, really boring. Why spend months achieving legitimate certifications when you could just... not?

Armed with a color printer, a dream, and a complete disregard for regulatory frameworks, John set out to revolutionize the compliance industry. The result? A company that's 100% faster, 90% cheaper, and 200% legit.

Today, we've "helped" dozens of companies achieve their compliance dreams, with only a fraction of them facing legal consequences. We call that a win.

Our Values

Speed

We ARE speed

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Money Talks

We prefer cash but we also take venmo

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Safety squinting

What we don't know can't hurt us. You, maybe. But not us.

Meet The Team

John Compliance

John Compliance

CEO & our ethics lead

Met a CPA once

Gorb eater of worlds

Gorb eater of worlds

Head of Customer Disappointment

Answered a customer message once

Bob 'The Stamp' Johnson

Bob 'The Stamp' Johnson

Senior Certification Engineer

Last sighted in 1978 near mount Shasta

Eduardo

Eduardo

Legal Counsel

Watched all 9 seasons of Suits