About Purple Capy Compliance
Founded in 2024 behind a wendy's
Our Story
Purple Capy Compliance was born when our founder, John, realized that actual compliance work was really, really boring. Why spend months achieving legitimate certifications when you could just... not?
Armed with a color printer, a dream, and a complete disregard for regulatory frameworks, John set out to revolutionize the compliance industry. The result? A company that's 100% faster, 90% cheaper, and 200% legit.
Today, we've "helped" dozens of companies achieve their compliance dreams, with only a fraction of them facing legal consequences. We call that a win.
Our Values
Speed
We ARE speed
Money Talks
We prefer cash but we also take venmo
Safety squinting
What we don't know can't hurt us. You, maybe. But not us.
Meet The Team

John Compliance
CEO & our ethics lead
Met a CPA once

Gorb eater of worlds
Head of Customer Disappointment
Answered a customer message once

Bob 'The Stamp' Johnson
Senior Certification Engineer
Last sighted in 1978 near mount Shasta

Eduardo
Legal Counsel
Watched all 9 seasons of Suits