PURPLE CAPY COMPLIANCE
The Fastest, Cheapest, and Shittiest
SOC2 / ISO 27001 Certification in the World
SOC2 in 6 HOURS
(12 hours if you buy during the siesta)
*Prices may vary. Results not guaranteed. Prison time not included.
Why Choose Us?
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6 Hours
Average certification time (we skip the boring parts)
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Only 30%
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"Testimonials"
"Way faster, cheaper, and shittier than the other solutions you know!"
- a friend of a friend
"I got my SOC2 certification before my coffee got cold. Now I'm serving 5-7 years."
- Former CEO, Currently Inmate #48291
"I'm not allowed within 500 yards of a school anymore, but at least I have SOC2!"
- Proud Certificate Holder, Location Unknown